why I love tumblr

expertcosmotips:

gellie-xo:

expertcosmotips:

tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model

what happens if he loses

he doesn’t get to be on top

(via fit-af)

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

(via leanslimfit)

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

(via neutraldairyhotel)

best-of-funny:

sassbenderr:

trendy-blog:

the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain

 

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a-sexy-cat:

vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

I’m so sleepy of your shit

(via sweatpants-and-peanutbutter)

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via sunbaths)

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

(via sothisisseventeen)